The Dog House

"All Men All Dogs" is a term that has passed through generation to generation. I guess it means that all men either cheat or need to have ore than one women and will put their penis anywhere. The whole cheating is cheating or once a cheater always a cheater mind set, lets through that mentality out the window for a second and look at the assumptions alone. The mind set has created a stereo type of the male species that has been judgmental but excepted in society. In some cases has cause some women to completely convert to being lesbians based on bad experiences with men. R. Kelly said it best, "One man can make One women hate All Men". Anyway, I'm going to dissect this principle based on the theory that all men are dogs or all men cheat instead of debating the fact whether men are dogs or not. Now I don't believe all men cheat and lie but I'm going to play into women's hands and heads on this one. Women need men and men need women so how do you break down the good guys from the bad guys if they "all" are dogs. Well, lets look at actual dogs. You have good dogs, bad dogs, watch dogs, police dogs, mutts (mix breeds), show dogs, race dogs,and family dogs..all different sizes and coats. I'm just going to use three categories to explore and that is the Good Dog..Bad Dog..and the Lame Dog. Now again, this is my interpretation based on my manly opinion. I'm no expert but I'm a man so it warrants enough experience to be able to narrow the field for you ladies because lets face it, "all men are dogs" is not going to stop male and female mating so lets just get real!

Lets Start off with the BAD DOG...hahahha the King of Em All..

The bad dog is a man that walks by his own creed and really has no respect or remorse for his actions. Lies come off as the truth and dreams are given away to anyone who will believe them. A lot of their moves are based on the physical and the fun of having a plethora of women.This breed of dog with sleep with you best friend, sister, auntie,co worker, hair stylist, etc..with no guilt. Apparently this type of dog continues to be a popular choice of good girls because of the edge they natural reflect on their prey (ladies). The bad dog will take you to the mall, say he has to use the bathroom just to go use the phone or holla at another girl he seen walk by. When with another girl, the bad dog will not answer his phone nor call when coming home late. The bad dog doesn't help pay bills, take his women out to dinner or anything that doesn't lead to sex. He may drive your car in the ground, don't clean around the house, eat up all ya kids snacks, or even worst give you an Bad dogs usually are aggressive and skilled in the sexual category which allows them to continue there domination over the mind of the female. Bad dogs have multiple children and baby mothers. When it comes to the kids they may take care of a couple, may be dead beat to some, and may have unpaid child support to the others! This breed is in the fore front of the "all men are dogs" concept because lets admit it there are a lot of BAD DOGS out there but they don't define all males! Often owners say "bad dog..no no" but often the ladies are more like "I can change him" or "I love him doe" or "Y'all don't understand, he love me, them others girls just sex". LOL yeah it sounds and looks just as dumb as it felt as you read it just now. But what can you say without Bad Dogs the game would be so fulfilling when you find a winner would it?

GOOD DOG

Now before I get into the good dog remember all these examples are based on the principle that all men are dogs. The good dog is a man that has respect and accountability for his actions. A good dog is discreet in his dealings with other women to protect the innocent, if that makes sense to you. For example a Good Dog would never go behind your back and try to holla at one of your friends and understands that there are lines that you don't cross. They respect these rules even when they are not in a relationship with a women and they just have a casual connection. You cannot attach the word messy with this breed as they are loyal to the ones they care for. Good dogs are if the feelings  neutral through the females loyalty the perfect boyfriend type and can easily be converted into the good guy category. But yes there is a but, a good dog still flirts and has female friends on deck that honor his discreetness. A good dog will never disrespect you in public and will treat you like a queen if deserving. Meaning he will take you out on dates, show public affection, introduce you to his parents, and really care about a woman and her feelings..he just hasn't cut off all his ladies. Good dogs will pay bills, spoil their loyal ladie , take care of their children and have all the husband characteristics needed for a women. you prob wonder why I keep saying the word loyal. its because a good dog will shut down and minimize other ladies if he find a girl that's worth it and is not on plays herself. A good dog will answer his phone and wont give hi girl any reason to feel insecure or unwanted. This is where another difference between good and bad dog comes into play as a bad dog don't give a dam and will use a woman's loyalty against her to do what the hell he want to do. Ladies, when get heart broken by a good dog, often label these guys in the same category as the Bad Dog as they feel all dogs are the same but that's a big misconception where as the Good dog is some good and the bad dog ain't sh*t! Some may say when the Good Dog gets caught up it hurts the most, but due to the good dogs respect the cases a far but few and often turn out to be quality men to their women. Once again I'm basing this all the statement that ALL MEN ARE DOGS so open your mind to conceal what I'm explaining.

Last but not Least the Lame Dog

This is the most faithful dog of them all but is the reason good and bad dogs have the upper hand with women. The lame dog can easily be name the Watch dog, Puppy Dog, Loud Dog, Annoying Dog. The lame dog is like that small dog that is just biting your ankles all the time or begging for attention at the very moment you want to be alone. This is more of a pet than a dog as this dog will stay at home a base his whole life around yours and y'all aren't even together! He don't like to go out, no club, no party, no movies..doesn't like to dress up, doe not go out with the fellas, just work and come home (nothing wrong with that). He is a predictable dog that is going to call at the same time everyday, wear the same cloths, make love the same way, but he is financially secure and wants a girlfriend. He will blow up your phone, and if you don't answer he will call your friends, that's just because you went to the store. He is a crazy dog, very controlling, but at the same tie very naive as its easy to pull the wool over his eyes as he doesn't know the party scene. Sexually he is not very adventurous but he doesn't cheat. he is open and honest and you have his phone codes, you know everything so there really is no excitement. Sometimes you wish you can have something to argue about and when you do he apologizes even when you were the one doing wrong. You can break up with him because you cant find a reason too but you are just not happy.

In my opinion I think women need someone to keep them on their toes! A man that may not cheat but has the potential too. The man that another women wants to give you some sense of competition. I have learned that women need that because they are constantly in competition with other women..cloths..shoes..eye lashes (men didn't ask for those by the way) so psychologically women want men to be dogs in a way. You don't want a "perfect man" because he becomes lame after while. Women sub conscience want to find something when they go through your phone because if its too clean they gone think your hiding something any way lol. Its the balance of making a women feel wanted and making her feel motivated to keep you at the same time.

At the end of the day when a man is ready to commit he will point, blank, period. You may think you can reform or train a dog which is possible but this has to be done befor he learns the game, during his early puppy stages. You heard the term you cant teach an old dog new tricks right? I like how I can just put them worlds together dont you lol. Back to business.. You can mold a dog just like men mold their women but that is another Blog Post. Please dont be afraid to comment and add any insight on the topic. Remember nodody is perfect, you just need to find the person that is perfect for you! #RealRap

Bed Room Lies (18 and Up)

"My...my...my" the things we say in the heat of the moment! Everybody has done it, and some probably more than others. When caught up in hot, passionate moments your brain and what comes out of your mouth are almost simataniously connected as you have no filter! In many cases the truth comes out during sex, as well as lies told to make your mate feel better. This is something i have not been a fan of and both men and women are notorious for it! Women been faking orgasism for years, but why? Believe it or not as big as our egos are as men..some egos bigger than the actual package..what women say to a man really affects the way he thinks. My goal is to expose these Bedroom Lies and decode them for what they really mean!

I surveyed 50 men and women to come up with this list...

1.Men love to ask the question "Who's Pussy Is This"! Fellas be very care full as this is the most deadly assumption to make when she say "YOURS"! Ladies when a man has asked you who pussy is was have you ever said someone else's name. Probably not. Has it been somebody else other than the person you giving it too, prob so. This is the biggest lie to tell a man as the answer will never change. It really means, your who Im fucking today but tomorrow

2.Its Sooo big!! Really? Imma leave this one alone

3. Your the best I Ever Had..Weeew men and women guilty of this one! how many times have you heard this one, you cant be everybody best, it should be changed to your the best right now!

4. Its Good..This is the lie that got men and women thinking they are Gods gift to the bedroom. Id rather you only speak on this when it is not good because everybody is not sexually connected. This one is randomly exaggerated to lift ones confidence.

5. I love you...Hmmmm I don't know about this one! I'm not going to dissect peoples feelings but I think this really is playing with fire. Many people pick sex as the time to tell their partner they love them for the first time as they feel its an intimate moment to be in your feelings. In my opinion I think you should let a person know how you feel eye to eye before you say it during sex. This can cause problems down the line if you say I love you too and didnt mean it because you were caught in the heat of passion and climax.

6. The Head is Fie..aka you give good head...Smh at this one. This is usually told to not hurt the other persons feelings hoping that they improve. if the head is that good you can tell by the way his/her body reacts or whether or not they climax like crazy! Men are most notorious for this because we dont want to discourage our partner from trying as this is a skill that takes practice. Another one that if your good at you know you are!! LOL

The bottom line is if the sex is all that, your partners actions would be so.Everybody knows what being "whupped" is like and a persons actions will support that. Its not yours and he or she doesnt love you if they are with someone else. Bedroom lies are responsible for large egos, stalkers, rumors, and bad relationships build on bullshit. What kills me is when the relationship turns sour, then the truth comes out, when it should have been out from the get go!!

Top 5 Excuses/Strategies When coming Home Late to your Mate

by PMob

      "Aw man, look at the time! I was suppose to been home hours ago! I know my girlfriend is going kill me when I walk in the house!" This is a conversation that men have when they realized they have been out way past the time that they were expected to be home. Hey, it happens whether your were out doing something you shouldn't be (Ala return of the mack,creeping) or you just got caught up with the fellas (gambling, drinking, guy talk). Everything is pretty much based on your unspoken rules between you and your partner. Only you and her know what is is acceptable and unacceptable as far as reasons to be out to 4 or 5 in the morning. Some house holds may deem 11pm to be a late arrival especially during the week. Whatever your case Im going to assume that the man was in the wrong, and here at my top strategies to make that walk into the house a easier transition...in no particular order.

The Truth

In my opinion this is the best strategy especially when in a relationship. It is not always the first choice by us men, but it is the most full proof plan to work. Why you ask? Women will respect the truth at the end of the day because it will guarantee that the issue wont blow up in your face later. Once a women doesn't believe nothing you say then you are kinda dead in the water when you actually are being truthful and she doesn't believe you! Plus if you even have to lie, your word is good. LOL.Now I'm not saying the truth will set you free or get you out of the doghouse, but lies ruin trust, and that's the most important thing in a relationship. So if you want to keep it honest, bro, i salute you just be ready to deal with the consequences which may mean an uncomfortable couple of nights sleep on the couch!!

now lets get to the fun!!!!!

Flat Tire

Now this strategy takes a lot of preparation to pull off, so pay attention to detail. You obviously don't want to tell the "real" reason your late so go with unexpected approach such as an accident. When telling any tale, evidence is your key to success, so you may want to look the part. Don't come in the house looking zest fully clean and claim you had to change a tire! You probably should rub your hands on the tire, or even better get the spare out of you trunk and wrestle with it! Yeah you are going to mess up your good cloths but you must have sacrifice in your tale to make it believable. Also take a run around the block to build up some perspiration and create an authentic look of exhaustion. Another important key to this is calling befor you get home, and if she doesnt answer make sure you leave a message so when you get home you dont have to explain as much, just show your proof! Make sure you call and not text though, communication whether truth or deceit is always important in a relationship because it shows you care!

Alcohol

Oweee! This is one that women like to use themselves (but that's another post) to get out of trouble. When in doubt put it on the goose and the henesey but there is a way to do it. You can say you past out, or you were too drunk to drive and tried to sleep it off. You also might want to spill a lil bit on your shirt or make yourself throw up, remember evidence is the key. Like I said theses are only go too choices if the truth is not an option. This one will defintly put you in the dog house and I would not recommend. If you know you had to be home why would you get too drunk, sound irresponsible, and it is..but depending on the situation of your relationship this one would be a hit or miss. I just would not go to this well to many times, its an easy way to fed your women up.

Went 2 Jail/ Pulled Over

The reliability of this one is really depending on what type of dude you are. The key to this strategy is selling the concern rather than the excuse. Its always a good idea to have a good wing man who can cover for you by simply sending a text to your lady even though it would drive her crazy! Whats up Keisha, this Johnny..Steve homeboy..I was just letting you know he was arrested but I dont know what for. I will call you when i find out more but don't worry"..perfect., Be careful this can blow up in your face instantly due to the police department keeping records of arrest. The idea of getting pulled over and harassed is such a realistic possibility, I would go to that before I would say I went to jail. Police officers often pull people and give them a warning but your story has to be legit. The "police had a road block looking for somebody who has the same description as me" works but you cant use it twice! Your acting skills are important as your lady is probably worried sick about you. Don't try to explain, just say that you don't want to talk bout it right now and gather your thoughts for the morning because your going to have to have your eggs lined up for this one. If your using to pulled over version, you want to act angry, even write down an officer's badge number and call a friend and complain about it. This strategy might have to involve more than one person so make sure all involved are down with the play, women do it all the time its called cover all your bases.

Blame Game

This is one that is not suggested for those that do not have the gift of gab. If your not quick on your feet I would recommend this one. You can just flat out put the blame on one of your homeboys or relatives. Examples would be..

• I didn't drive so i cant make nobody else leave when they not ready
• I had to take Johnny cross town and him and his baby mama got into it
•  I was ready to leave but you know how Rick is, he taking his time I started to leave him but I couldn't.
• My friend/cousin got into a fight
• My friend got shot (a friend she doesn't know obviously)
• and many more

The bottom line is you don't want to lie to your women, but if you have too there are options, you just have to be able to sacrifice a lot. Choices are what make you a winner or a loser in life, sometimes we make the right choices sometimes we don't. Learning from mistakes is the key to building bridges to improve your relationship. I'm no expert, just a man with experiences and opinions. There are other excuses I didn't mention like losing your phone or getting robbed but I left them out for your interpretation. This is not a rubrick to liars but just an entertaining spin on truth and lies. What you believe is fact or fiction is based on each individual relationship or rather each individual. Please feel free to comment and join me next time when I break down "Who P*ssy Is This" Bedroom Lies, next time on #TrueLies